Unemployed & Beautiful – Retro T-Shirt
No job. No shame. Just vibes.
The Unemployed & Beautiful Tee is for the baddies who wake up unemployed and still manage to look like a threat. It’s giving 90s rom-com dropout meets modern-day delulu icon—because being broke is temporary, but looking this good is forever. Whether you’re manifesting a sugar parent, a trust fund, or just “mysterious income,” this shirt lets them know: you might not clock in, but you always show up.
Made from vintage-wash cotton, it’s comfy enough for couch therapy and cute enough for pretending to work in public.
💅📼🛋️ Features:
✔ Classic retro fit—unisex and unbothered
✔ Soft, lived-in cotton for optimal jobless lounging
✔ Bold “Unemployed & Beautiful” graphic—ironic, iconic, unemployment chic
✔ Ideal for soft launches, hard rebrands, and explaining to your family you’re “in between eras”
Because pretty privilege is your career path. 🔥💋💰
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
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