Unemployed & Beautiful – Retro Long Sleeve Crop Top Too hot to hire. Too broke to care.
The Unemployed & Beautiful Crop is for the babes who skipped the 9-to-5 and went straight to main character mode. It’s giving Y2K pop diva on permanent sabbatical, with cartoon confidence and zero commitment. Cropped to show off your priorities (you), and sleeved just enough to cover your fear of rejection emails.
Made from soft vintage-wash cotton, it’s cozy enough for mid-day naps and cute enough for pretending you’re “freelancing.”
💅📼📉 Features: ✔ Cropped + long sleeve = unemployed but fully styled ✔ Retro-soft cotton that hugs like a toxic job offer ✔ “Unemployed & Beautiful” graphic—ironic, iconic, and glamorously broke ✔ Perfect for side quests, soft launches, and surviving on charm alone
Because you might be jobless—but you’re never off brand. 💄🔥🛋️
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