Trophy Wife – Retro Long Sleeve Crop Top Arm candy with a chokehold on your finances.
The Trophy Wife Long Sleeve Crop is for the babe who brunches harder than she works and looks legally stunning while doing absolutely nothing. It’s giving soap opera glam with courtroom drama potential—cropped just enough to show you’re cute, and long-sleeved enough to cover your real intentions.
Made from stretchy vintage-feel cotton, this top brings the cha-ching to your chaotically curated lifestyle.
💍📼👠 Features: ✔ Cropped + long sleeve = flirty but litigious ✔ Soft retro-style cotton for first-class comfort and first-wife energy ✔ Bold “Trophy Wife” graphic—serving pop art, prenups, and pettiness ✔ Ideal for sipping iced lattes, ignoring red flags, and soft-launching your next marriage
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