Too Hot For A Job 1 – Cotton Vintage Tote Bag

Too Hot For A Job – Cotton Vintage Tote Bag
Currently unemployed, eternally untouchable.

The Too Hot For A Job Tote is for the babes who were made for luxury, not labor. It’s giving retro bimbo economics with generational hotness, stitched for those who collect compliments—not paychecks. Whether you’re skipping the 9-to-5 or manifesting a soft life funded by someone else’s W-2, this tote carries your audacity with ease.

Made from heavy-duty, vintage-wash cotton canvas, it’s strong enough to hold your lip gloss, delusion, and zero résumés.

💄👜📼 Features:
✔ Durable cotton canvas for maximum sass capacity
✔ Soft handles to comfortably carry your standards (and snacks)
✔ “Too Hot For A Job” graphic—blunt, bougie, and better than HR
✔ Perfect for brunching, flirting, and rejecting LinkedIn invites

Because some of us weren’t built to build careers—we were built to be adored. 💅🔥💋

Product features
– 100% cotton fabric for strength and smoothness
– Reinforced stitching for durable handles
– Spacious main compartment for all essentials
– Medium-heavy fabric ensures longevity
– One-size design for versatile usage

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean