The Quickie – Retro Tee

The Quickie – Graphic Tee

Because commitment is terrifying.

The Quickie Tee is for the emotionally unavailable with great taste in sarcasm. Clean, bold text and a touch of chaos make this piece the ultimate statement for anyone who prefers things fast, fun, and fleeting — like your attention span.

⏰💋🔥 Features:

• Soft cotton blend – feels better than being vulnerable ever will

• Classic relaxed fit – perfect for short-term situations and long-term denial

• Bold distressed lettering – attention-grabbing, like your coping mechanisms

• Everyday wear – throw it on for errands, exits, or existential crises

For the ones who came, saw, and emotionally detached.