The Espresso Martini – Retro Tee
1 Part Caffeine. 1 Part Bad Idea. 1 Part Regret.
Consider this your official uniform for 2 a.m. decisions with 0 accountability. The Espresso Martini Tee is your wearable cocktail of chaos—energized, impulsive, and slightly bitter. Featuring a bold, vintage-inspired graphic of everyone’s favorite legal stimulant, this tee is for those who sip drama and never sleep on scandal.
☕⚡💀 Features:
✔ Ultra-soft vintage cotton – like your bar tab: dangerously easy
✔ Unisex fit – overserved and over it
✔ “Espresso Martini” front print – with beans, bubbles, and a side of shame
✔ Distressed wash – just like your impulse control
For the ones who double-fist espresso shots and emotional damage.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.75 | 19.75 | 20.75 | 22.75 | 24.75 |
| Length, in | 26.25 | 27.25 | 27.75 | 28.75 | 29.75 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
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