Sex, Drugs & Spreadsheets – Basic Crop Top
Work hard. Play reckless. Format cells later.
The Sex, Drugs & Spreadsheets Crop is for the office legend who can expense tequila but not their dignity. Perfect for desk-to-dive-bar transitions, this minimalist baddie packs all the energy of a corporate scandal wrapped in a flirty, fitted silhouette.
Features:
✔ Soft stretch cotton – hugs you like HR’s formal warning
✔ Cropped fit – because the dress code was “optional”
✔ Bold text print – making Excel look like a felony
✔ Ideal for casual Fridays, chaotic Mondays, and networking with bad intentions
For the spreadsheet slayers who keep their formulas AND their flings complicated.
| S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 15.25 | 16.25 | 17.25 | 18.00 |
| Length, in | 20.75 | 21.25 | 21.75 | 22.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
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