Pho Slut – Cotton Retro Tote Bag

Pho Slut – Cotton Retro Tote Bag
Hot soup. Bad decisions. Zero shame.

The Pho Slut Tote is for the broth-thirsty babes who know their worth—and it comes with extra noodles. It’s giving retro foodie filth with street-market flair, stitched for the girls who romanticize rainy nights, post-breakup cravings, and questionable cravings at 2am. Whether you’re picking up takeout or emotionally spiraling in a noodle shop, this tote carries your chaos and your chopsticks.

Made from durable vintage cotton canvas, it holds up through spills, slurps, and spicy text messages.

🍜👜🔥 Features:
✔ “Pho Slut” graphic—bold, cheeky, and probably a warning sign
✔ Thick cotton straps for carrying both snacks and emotional baggage
✔ Oversized fit for leftovers, lipstick, and your favorite spicy regret
✔ Perfect for market strolls, hungover errands, and flirty food runs

Because you’re not just hungry—you’re in a committed relationship with soup. 💅🍜💘

Product features
– 100% cotton fabric for strength and smoothness
– Reinforced stitching for durable handles
– Spacious main compartment for all essentials
– Medium-heavy fabric ensures longevity
– One-size design for versatile usage

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean