Pho Slut – Retro Crop Top
Will flirt for broth.
The Pho Slut Crop is for the noodle-obsessed, chopstick-wielding hot mess who’s down bad for soup and up all night making questionable food decisions. It’s giving retro foodie thirst trap energy, cropped to show just enough midriff—and too much obsession. Whether you’re ordering your fifth bowl this week or texting your ex “wanna get pho?”, this top understands you on a spiritual (and sodium) level.
Made from super soft, vintage-washed cotton, it fits like your favorite comfort food—hot, messy, and a little addictive.
🍜💋📼 Features:
✔ Cropped fit—slurped up and saucy
✔ “Pho Slut” graphic—cheeky, steamy, and slightly unhinged
✔ Pre-shrunk for post-meal bloat forgiveness
✔ Perfect for soup dates, hangover cures, and messy main character moments
Because your love language is broth, and your red flag is chili oil. 🔥💅🍜
| S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 15.25 | 16.25 | 17.25 | 18.00 |
| Length, in | 20.75 | 21.25 | 21.75 | 22.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
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