Noodle Nympho – Retro Hoodie
Because carbs > commitment.
The Noodle Nympho Hoodie is for the emotionally unavailable and perpetually hungry. It’s a love letter to ramen, recklessness, and late-night cravings that know no boundaries—just like you. Whether it’s soba or situationships, you always come back for seconds.
🍜💦📼 Features:
✔ Slurpy-soft vintage cotton—easy to wear, hard to ignore
✔ Retro unisex fit—oversized for comfort, scandalously cute for thirst traps
✔ Bold “Noodle Nympho” graphic—spicy, saucy, and slightly unhinged
✔ Perfect for first dates, food comas, or texting “u up?” at 11:11
For the girls, gays & theys who treat noodles the way they should be treated—roughly and with both hands.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 24.00 | 24.50 | 25.00 | 25.50 | 26.00 | 26.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Product features
– Adjustable hood with drawstrings for a customized fit
– Twill neck tape for added comfort and durability
– Kangaroo pouch pocket to keep your hands warm
– Soft, luxurious feel made from quality materials
– Regular fit that runs true to size
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
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