Noodle Nympho – Retro Tee
Because carbs > commitment.
The Noodle Nympho Tee is for the emotionally unavailable and perpetually hungry. It’s a love letter to ramen, recklessness, and late-night cravings that know no boundaries—just like you. Whether it’s soba or situationships, you always come back for seconds.
Features:
✔ Slurpy-soft vintage cotton—easy to wear, hard to ignore
✔ Retro unisex fit—oversized for comfort, scandalously cute for thirst traps
✔ Bold “Noodle Nympho” graphic—spicy, saucy, and slightly unhinged
✔ Perfect for first dates, food comas, or texting “u up?” at 11:11
For the girls, gays & theys who treat noodles the way they should be treated—roughly and with both hands.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.75 | 19.75 | 20.75 | 22.75 | 24.75 |
| Length, in | 26.25 | 27.25 | 27.75 | 28.75 | 29.75 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
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