Noodle Nympho Club 2 – Vintage Tee
Slurp responsibly. Or don’t.
The Noodle Nympho Club 2 Vintage Tee is equal parts guilty pleasure and unapologetic flex. Soft, faded, and perfectly lived-in, it’s designed for ramen dates that turn into red-flag marathons and midnight cravings that have nothing to do with food.
🍜🔥💋 Features:
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Premium vintage-wash cotton – softer than a late-night apology text
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Classic relaxed fit – made for chopstick battles and questionable decisions
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Distressed Noodle Club print – worn-in like your favorite excuse
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Street-to-sofa style – whether you’re bar-hopping or binge-watching
For those who like their noodles hot, their nights messy, and their tees dirtier than their search history.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
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