No Trust Funds Just Trust Issues – Vintage T-Shirt
Built from scratch. Emotionally and financially.
The No Trust Funds Just Trust Issues Tee is for the self-made baddies who skipped generational wealth and went straight to generational trauma. It’s giving retro rich-kid energy with zero inheritance, perfect for those who learned early that trust is earned—and usually broken. Whether you’re working three jobs or just emotionally exhausted, this tee puts your life story front and center.
Made from ultra-soft, vintage-washed cotton, it’s cozy enough for crying in and iconic enough for calling out.
💸📼💔 Features:
✔ Unisex vintage fit—oversized enough for baggage, emotional or otherwise
✔ Pre-shrunk cotton that lasts longer than your childhood optimism
✔ “No Trust Funds Just Trust Issues” graphic—blunt, bitter, and kind of beautiful
✔ Ideal for late-stage capitalism, dark humor brunches, and family trauma flashbacks
Because when the only thing you inherited was anxiety—you make it fashion. 🔥💅🖤
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
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