No Trust Funds Just Trust Issues – Unisex Vintage Fleece Hoodie
Self-made. Self-sabotaging. Still serving looks.
The No Trust Funds Just Trust Issues Hoodie is for the emotionally overdeveloped and financially underfunded. It’s giving retro rich-kid aesthetic minus the actual assets, made for those who built their personality from scratch and still have the receipts. Whether you’re dodging therapy or daydreaming about soft life scenarios, this hoodie keeps you warm—even when your family didn’t.
Crafted from premium vintage fleece, it’s soft enough to comfort your inner child and oversized enough to ghost everyone who asks “Have you tried budgeting?”
💸📼💔 Features:
✔ Unisex vintage fit—generously cut for emotional baggage
✔ Pre-washed fleece that won’t abandon you like your college savings
✔ “No Trust Funds Just Trust Issues” graphic—blunt, bold, and bougie-broke
✔ Perfect for late-night spirals, brunch with daddy issues, and healing out of spite
Because some of us didn’t inherit wealth—we inherited wit. 🔥💅🖤
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 24.00 | 24.50 | 25.00 | 25.50 | 26.00 | 26.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Product features
– Adjustable hood with drawstrings for a customized fit
– Twill neck tape for added comfort and durability
– Kangaroo pouch pocket to keep your hands warm
– Soft, luxurious feel made from quality materials
– Regular fit that runs true to size
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
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