No Trust Funds Just Trust Issues – Retro Crewneck Sweatshirt
Didn’t grow up rich. Just grew up quick.
The No Trust Funds Just Trust Issues Sweatshirt is for the emotionally resilient and financially feral—those of us who didn’t get a safety net, just character development. It’s giving cozy chaos with a side of sarcastic self-awareness, stitched to perfection for anyone healing in hoodies instead of therapy. Whether you’re confronting your inner child or your landlord, this sweatshirt keeps you comfy and uncomfortably real.
Made from midweight fleece with a vintage wash, it’s soft enough for spirals and bold enough for brunch.
Features:
✔ Unisex retro fit—baggy enough to bury feelings
✔ Pre-shrunk fleece that holds up through multiple mental breakdowns
✔ “No Trust Funds Just Trust Issues” graphic—raw, real, and rebellious
✔ Perfect for couch therapy, existential crises, and unsolicited life advice
Because you weren’t born into wealth—you were born with WiFi and wounds.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
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