No Trust Funds Just Trust Issues – Hat

No Trust Funds Just Trust Issues – Hat
Rich in red flags. Bankrupt in boundaries.

The No Trust Funds Just Trust Issues Hat is stitched for the emotionally self-aware and financially self-made. It’s giving retro nepotism dropout energy, perfect for anyone who had to earn the trauma the hard way. Whether you’re skipping therapy or skipping town, this hat keeps your head high and your daddy issues hidden under the brim.

Made from breathable cotton with an adjustable strap, it’s comfy enough for crying in and iconic enough for flexing through it.

💸🧢📼 Features:
✔ Embroidered “No Trust Funds Just Trust Issues” front and center—subtle? Never.
✔ Curved brim to block generational wealth and unsolicited advice
✔ Adjustable strap so it fits your head and your unresolved childhood patterns
✔ Perfect for awkward family functions, healing arcs, and fake it ’til you fund it moments

Because if you can’t inherit the wealth, at least inherit the humor. 💅🔥💔

Product features
– Comfortable fit for everyday wear
– 6-panel structure with eyelets for breathability
– Precurved visor with color-matched underbill
– Adjustable snap closure for the perfect fit
– Durable 100% cotton material

Care instructions
– Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It’s not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.