No Crying On The Yacht – Embroidered Hat

No Crying On The Yacht –  Embroidered Hat
There’s no space for feelings between champagne flutes and tax evasion.

The No Crying On The Yacht Embroidered Hat is for emotionally detached icons who know that tears clash with designer swimwear. This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a non-negotiable vibe policy. Luxe, petty, and unapologetically heartless at sea.

Features:
✔ Soft vintage cotton – like a luxury towel but for your trauma
✔ Unisex fit – oversized for tantrums, tight for thirst traps
✔ “No Crying On The Yacht” front print – because feelings aren’t on the guest list
✔ Ideal for boat days, soft launches, and silently judging everyone on board

If you’re gonna sink—at least do it in style. 

Product features
– Comfortable fit for everyday wear
– 6-panel structure with eyelets for breathability
– Precurved visor with color-matched underbill
– Adjustable snap closure for the perfect fit
– Durable 100% cotton material

Care instructions
– Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It’s not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.