No Crying in Carbone NYC – Vintage Tee

No Crying in Carbone NYC – Vintage Tee

Tears don’t pair well with rigatoni.

The No Crying in Carbone NYC Vintage Tee is a toast to red sauce, red flags, and the kind of nights that end with both. Soft, perfectly faded, and built to survive martini spills, it’s the uniform for anyone who knows pasta is serious business — and emotions are off the menu.

🍝🍷🖤 Features:

• Vintage-wash cotton – as smooth as a maître d’s side-eye

• Classic relaxed fit – comfortable for long dinners and longer arguments

• Distressed Carbone-inspired print – bold enough to silence the table

• Effortless styling – pairs with leather jackets, whispered threats, and overpriced Negronis

For those who understand: crying is for the cab ride home, not the check.