My Tummy Hurts – Vintage T-Shirt
Not sick enough to call out. Too dramatic to shut up.
The My Tummy Hurts Tee is for the walking medical mystery with main character syndrome and a snack stash. It’s giving retro cartoon meltdown meets adulting with digestive regret, perfect for the girlies who power through their pain—with iced coffee and internal screams. Whether it’s anxiety, dairy, or just another Tuesday, this shirt gets it.
Made from buttery-soft vintage-wash cotton, it’s as comforting as your emotional support heating pad.
🥲🍕📼 Features:
✔ Unisex vintage fit—roomy enough for bloating and breakdowns
✔ Pre-shrunk cotton that stays solid even when your gut doesn’t
✔ “My Tummy Hurts” graphic—adorably distressed and disturbingly accurate
✔ Perfect for sad girl errands, dramatic exits from dinner, and surviving brunch with enemies
Because it’s not a personality disorder—it’s probably just your stomach. 💅🔥💊
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
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