Missionary – Retro Tee

Missionary – Graphic Tee

Because my mental health can’t handle plot twists right now.

The Missionary Tee is for the emotionally stable (or at least pretending to be). With its retro distressed text and bold contrast colors, it’s the ideal uniform for anyone who’s just trying to keep things simple  in every way possible.

🧘‍♀️💤🖤 Features:

• Soft cotton blend – smoother than your coping mechanisms

• Classic relaxed fit – comfy enough for calm, chaos, or both

• Bold neon text outline – looks like you’ve got it together, even when you don’t

• Everyday wear – perfect for low-drama days and high-functioning denial

For the ones who crave peace, not plotlines.