La Casa Di Paper – Unisex Vintage Crewneck Sweatshirt
Where the rent’s fake, the drama’s real, and everyone’s laundering something.
The La Casa Di Paper Sweatshirt is for the ones who treat every friend group like a crime syndicate and every plan like a heist. It’s giving retro mobster meets meme economics, stitched for drama queens, digital hustlers, and anyone who knows paper isn’t just for printers. Whether you’re plotting your next glow-up or just hiding from real estate agents, this hoodie is your uniform for looking suspiciously good.
Made from plush vintage-washed fleece, it’s cozy enough for couch arrests and bold enough for bank-level confidence.
💸🏠📼 Features:
✔ Oversized unisex fit for optimal comfort and mischief
✔ Distressed “La Casa Di Paper” graphic—subtle flex, maximum attitude
✔ Kangaroo pocket for snacks, schemes, and stolen chargers
✔ Perfect for messy group chats, fake aliases, and planning a soft life with hard edges
Because your lifestyle is money-laundered, emotionally and financially. 💅🔫🔥
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
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