La Casa Di Paper – Vintage Crewneck Sweatshirt
Where the rent’s fake, the drama’s real, and everyone’s laundering something.
The La Casa Di Paper Sweatshirt is for the ones who treat every friend group like a crime syndicate and every plan like a heist. It’s giving retro mobster meets meme economics, stitched for drama queens, digital hustlers, and anyone who knows paper isn’t just for printers. Whether you’re plotting your next glow-up or just hiding from real estate agents, this hoodie is your uniform for looking suspiciously good.
Made from plush vintage-washed fleece, it’s cozy enough for couch arrests and bold enough for bank-level confidence.
Features:
✔ Oversized unisex fit for optimal comfort and mischief
✔ Distressed “La Casa Di Paper” graphic—subtle flex, maximum attitude
✔ Kangaroo pocket for snacks, schemes, and stolen chargers
✔ Perfect for messy group chats, fake aliases, and planning a soft life with hard edges
Because your lifestyle is money-laundered, emotionally and financially.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
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