In Prenup We Trust – Vintage Sweatshirt
Because love is temporary, but contracts are forever.
The In Prenup We Trust Vintage Tee is a love letter to lawyers, loopholes, and luxury that outlasts lust. Soft, perfectly broken-in, and just cheeky enough to cause a scene at brunch, it’s made for those who sign on the dotted line before they say “I do.”
💍📑💔 Features:
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Premium vintage-wash cotton – smoother than your divorce attorney’s retainer fee
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Relaxed fit – perfect for comfort during courtroom drama or champagne toasts
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Distressed statement print – subtle enough to pass in Beverly Hills, bold enough to sting in therapy
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Effortless style – pairs with designer shades, iced lattes, and ironclad alibis
For the kind of romantic who knows love fades, but assets don’t.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
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