I Don’t Do Drugs, I Am Drugs – Cotton Retro Tote Bag
Warning: Prolonged exposure may cause obsession.
The I Don’t Do Drugs, I Am Drugs Tote is for the chemically imbalanced baddies who are somehow both the symptom and the cure. It’s giving Y2K burnout meets Salvador Dalí on edibles, stitched for icons who turn grocery runs into existential trips and brunch into a full-blown serotonin crash. Whether you’re hauling lipstick, therapy notes, or your 7th iced matcha this week, this tote carries chaos with couture-level confidence.
Made from sturdy cotton canvas, it’s durable enough to survive breakdowns and brunch—barely.
👜💊📼 Features:
✔ Oversized fit to carry snacks, secrets, and suspicious energy
✔ Thick straps to support your delusion AND emotional baggage
✔ Bold “I Don’t Do Drugs, I Am Drugs” graphic—subtle as a nosebleed
✔ Perfect for mental health walks, retail therapy, and spiraling in style
Because you’re not on something—you ARE something. 💅🔥💭
| One size | |
|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.54 |
| Lenght, in | 16.54 |
Product features
– 100% cotton fabric for strength and smoothness
– Reinforced stitching for durable handles
– Spacious main compartment for all essentials
– Medium-heavy fabric ensures longevity
– One-size design for versatile usage
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
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