I Don’t Do Drugs, I Am Drugs 4 – Retro Crop Top
Side effects may include confidence, chaos, and uncontrollable attraction.
The I Don’t Do Drugs, I Am Drugs Crop is for the dangerously charismatic, slightly unstable icons who walk in like a hallucination and leave like a blackout. It’s giving Dalí quote meets downtown dealer chic, stitched for those whose presence is both addictive and probably not FDA-approved. Whether you’re spiraling at brunch or romanticizing your villain arc, this shirt brings the high without the hangover.
Made from soft, vintage-washed cotton, it hugs like a delusion and wears like a statement.
💊💅📼 Features:
✔ Classic unisex fit—comfortably unhinged
✔ Bold “I Don’t Do Drugs, I Am Drugs” graphic—iconic, ironic, and slightly illegal
✔ Pre-shrunk for long-term effects
✔ Perfect for party entrances, breakdown exits, and chaotic self-awareness
Because you’re not the vibe—you’re the controlled substance. 🔥🖤💭
| S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 15.25 | 16.25 | 17.25 | 18.00 |
| Length, in | 20.75 | 21.25 | 21.75 | 22.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
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