Hot Girls Make Bad Choices – Cotton Retro Tote Bag

Good taste in outfits.
Terrible taste in men.

This retro cotton tote is made for carrying snacks, secrets, and just a touch of regret. Durable, reusable, and emotionally unavailable—just like your last three texts.

Great for:
🛒 Grocery runs with your situationship
📚 Red flags disguised as self-help books
🍷 Day-drinking on a Tuesday

Fabric: 100% cotton, 1000% bad decisions
Capacity: Holds everything except accountability

Product features
– 100% cotton fabric for strength and smoothness
– Reinforced stitching for durable handles
– Spacious main compartment for all essentials
– Medium-heavy fabric ensures longevity
– One-size design for versatile usage

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean