Future Ex-Wife Dark Classic – Embroidered Hat

She’s the reason prenups exist… and the main character in your next breakdown.
The Future Ex-Wife embroidered hat is a flirty red flag in hat form—casually chaotic, low-effort hot, and fully aware of her tax bracket potential. Perfect for soft-launching your next situationship or silently serving delusional confidence at brunch.

It’s not a threat. It’s branding.

Details:

• Clean, high-quality embroidery that says “run” but make it cute

• Vintage dad cap fit with adjustable strap for toxic versatility

• Lightweight comfort for emotional detachment on the go

• Goes with everything—especially unrealistic expectations

Because she’s not just a vibe…
She’s your favorite mistake in cotton form. 💋🕊️

Product features
– Comfortable fit for everyday wear
– 6-panel structure with eyelets for breathability
– Precurved visor with color-matched underbill
– Adjustable snap closure for the perfect fit
– Durable 100% cotton material

Care instructions
– Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It’s not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.