Warning: Wearing this may result in mixed signals, screenshot scandals, and at least three text messages that start with “wyd?”
The Future Ex-Wife Classic retro tee is for the heartbreakers, the brunch flirts, and the emotionally unavailable icons who always leave a little lipstick on the wine glass and your soul.
It’s not just a shirt. It’s a red flag you can wear.
Details:
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Soft AF vintage cotton blend – feels like the good part of the relationship
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Bold retro typography so they see you coming (and still fall for it)
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Unisex relaxed fit for chaotic comfort
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Pairs well with drama, iced coffee, and expensive taste
Because let’s be honest…
You’re not wifey material—you’re main character material. 💅💸
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
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