Warning: Wearing this may result in mixed signals, screenshot scandals, and at least three text messages that start with “wyd?” The Future Ex-Wife Classic retro tee is for the heartbreakers, the brunch flirts, and the emotionally unavailable icons who always leave a little lipstick on the wine glass and your soul.
It’s not just a shirt. It’s a red flag you can wear.
Details:
Soft AF vintage cotton blend – feels like the good part of the relationship
Bold retro typography so they see you coming (and still fall for it)
Unisex relaxed fit for chaotic comfort
Pairs well with drama, iced coffee, and expensive taste
Because let’s be honest… You’re not wifey material—you’re main character material. 💅💸
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