Warning: Wearing this may result in mixed signals, screenshot scandals, and at least three text messages that start with “wyd?”
The Future Ex-Wife Classic retro tee is for the heartbreakers, the brunch flirts, and the emotionally unavailable icons who always leave a little lipstick on the wine glass and your soul.
It’s not just a shirt. It’s a red flag you can wear.
Details:
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Soft AF vintage cotton blend – feels like the good part of the relationship
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Bold retro typography so they see you coming (and still fall for it)
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Unisex relaxed fit for chaotic comfort
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Pairs well with drama, iced coffee, and expensive taste
Because let’s be honest…
You’re not wifey material—you’re main character material. 💅💸
| S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 15.25 | 16.25 | 17.25 | 18.00 |
| Length, in | 20.75 | 21.25 | 21.75 | 22.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
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