Not first. Not second. Not third.
Fourth wife—because the chaos gets better with time.
This T-Shirt is for the girls who skipped the fairytale and went straight to the plot twist.
Made for drama, diamonds, and delusions of grandeur.
Soft, cropped, and destined to stir the family group chat.
Perfect for:
💍 Trophy wife tryouts
🧾 Prenups and prosecco
📱 DMing your future ex-husband
Fit: Chaotic neutral. Cropped just right.
Vibe: Gold digger? No babe, gold curator.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
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