Expensive – Embroidered Hat

Expensive – Embroidered Hat
Because this brain isn’t the only thing designer.

The Expensive Hat is a stitched manifesto for anyone who walks into a room and immediately raises the rent. Embroidered in bold, clean type, this cap doesn’t whisper wealth—it side-eyes you from across the VIP section. Whether you’re overdrafted or over it, you’re still the most expensive thing in the building.

Details:
✔ Bold “EXPENSIVE” embroidery—no explanation needed
✔ Adjustable strap—because we don’t gatekeep luxury
✔ Vintage-washed twill—looks like old money, feels like soft power
✔ Unisex fit—one size fits your delusions of grandeur

Because being humble is so off-brand. 

Product features
– Comfortable fit for everyday wear
– 6-panel structure with eyelets for breathability
– Precurved visor with color-matched underbill
– Adjustable snap closure for the perfect fit
– Durable 100% cotton material

Care instructions
– Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It’s not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.