The Everything I Like Is Bad Or Illegal Hat is for the baddies who treat bad decisions like bucket list items. It’s giving retro cartoon villain with a criminally good jawline, embroidered with just enough attitude to get you kicked out or invited in. Whether you’re dodging accountability or speed-walking toward a red flag, this hat keeps your mess cute and your secrets shaded.
Made from breathable cotton with an adjustable strap, it fits your head—and your self-sabotage era—perfectly.
Features:
Embroidered “Everything I Like Is Bad Or Illegal” because you mean it Curved brim for blocking out rules, responsibilities, and regret Adjustable fit for maximum chaos and minimum effort Perfect for impulsive choices, late-night texts, and ghosting someone who deserved it
Because your moral compass may be broken—but your outfit’s not. 
| One size | |
|---|---|
| Crown height, in | 3.12 |
| Diameter, in | 6.62 – 7.62 |
| Circumference, in | 20.87 – 24.80 |
| Visor length, in | 2.91 |
Product features
– Comfortable fit for everyday wear
– 6-panel structure with eyelets for breathability
– Precurved visor with color-matched underbill
– Adjustable snap closure for the perfect fit
– Durable 100% cotton material
Care instructions
– Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It’s not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
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