Everything I Like Is Fattening Or Illegal – Cotton Vintage Tote Bag

Everything I Like Is Fattening Or Illegal – Cotton Vintage Tote Bag
Contains snacks, secrets, and absolutely no self-control.

The Fattening or Illegal Tote is your trusty sidekick for cheat days, bad decisions, and brunches that turn into bailouts. It’s giving retro diner rebel with a shopping problem, stitched to carry your cravings—and the consequences. Whether you’re stuffing it with pastries or poor life choices, this tote is built to hold the weight of your appetite and your alibi.

Made from sturdy vintage-wash cotton canvas, it’s strong enough to carry carbs, contraband, and your latest excuse.

🍟👜💅 Features:
✔ Thick canvas for durability (and emotional support)
✔ Soft handles for comfort while you flee the scene or the bakery
✔ “Everything I Like Is Fattening Or Illegal” graphic—funny, flirty, and zero-filter
✔ Ideal for grocery runs, glam getaways, or ghosting your nutritionist

Because life’s too short for clean eating and clean records. 🔥💄📼

Product features
– 100% cotton fabric for strength and smoothness
– Reinforced stitching for durable handles
– Spacious main compartment for all essentials
– Medium-heavy fabric ensures longevity
– One-size design for versatile usage

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean