Everything I Like Is Fattening Or Illegal – Retro T-Shirt
Running on carbs, chaos, and zero accountability.
The Fattening or Illegal Tee is for the snack-obsessed, risk-inclined icons who know the best things in life come deep-fried or slightly criminal. It’s giving retro diner energy with a side of mischief, designed for girls who flirt with danger and dessert. Whether you’re ghosting your gym membership or indulging in your fifth “bad idea” of the day, this tee is your stylish alibi.
Made from super-soft, vintage-washed cotton, it’s comfy enough for couch confessionals and cute enough for a mugshot.
Features:
Classic unisex fit—loose enough to hide shame, tight enough to serve looks Pre-washed cotton that feels like a cheat day hug “Everything I Like Is Fattening Or Illegal” graphic—playfully toxic, unapologetically true Ideal for midnight snacking, brunch chaos, and making bad choices in good outfits
Because moderation is a myth—and you look too good to behave. 
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
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