Everything I Like Is Bad Or Illegal – Hat

Everything I Like Is Bad Or Illegal – Hat
Flirting with danger, dressed in denial.

The Everything I Like Is Bad Or Illegal Hat is for the baddies who treat bad decisions like bucket list items. It’s giving retro cartoon villain with a criminally good jawline, embroidered with just enough attitude to get you kicked out or invited in. Whether you’re dodging accountability or speed-walking toward a red flag, this hat keeps your mess cute and your secrets shaded.

Made from breathable cotton with an adjustable strap, it fits your head—and your self-sabotage era—perfectly.

🚨🧢📼 Features:
✔ Embroidered “Everything I Like Is Bad Or Illegal” because you mean it
✔ Curved brim for blocking out rules, responsibilities, and regret
✔ Adjustable fit for maximum chaos and minimum effort
✔ Perfect for impulsive choices, late-night texts, and ghosting someone who deserved it

Because your moral compass may be broken—but your outfit’s not. 🔥💋💅

Product features
– Comfortable fit for everyday wear
– 6-panel structure with eyelets for breathability
– Precurved visor with color-matched underbill
– Adjustable snap closure for the perfect fit
– Durable 100% cotton material

Care instructions
– Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It’s not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.