Everything I Like Is Bad Or Illegal – Cotton Vintage Tote Bag
Carries snacks, sins, and several poor decisions.
The Everything I Like Is Bad Or Illegal Tote is for the rule-breakers, risk-takers, and emotionally unavailable icons who make chaos look curated. It’s giving retro baddie energy meets felony-level taste, stitched to perfection for anyone who treats red flags like décor. Whether you’re running from commitment or just strolling into temptation, this tote has the emotional range of your browser history.
Made from heavy-duty vintage cotton canvas, it’s sturdy enough for impulse buys and emotional baggage alike.
💄📼👜 Features:
✔ Thick canvas with a criminally cute attitude
✔ Soft straps for carrying guilt, glam, or gossip
✔ “Everything I Like Is Bad Or Illegal” graphic—blunt, bold, and begging for bad decisions
✔ Ideal for unhinged brunches, secret rendezvous, or pretending you don’t have a burner phone
Because if it’s wrong, risky, or romantically doomed—you’re into it. 💅🔥🚨
| One size | |
|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.54 |
| Lenght, in | 16.54 |
Product features
– 100% cotton fabric for strength and smoothness
– Reinforced stitching for durable handles
– Spacious main compartment for all essentials
– Medium-heavy fabric ensures longevity
– One-size design for versatile usage
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
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