Daddy’s Favourite Disappointment – Basic Crop Top
If you can’t be the heir, at least be the headline.
The Daddy’s Favourite Disappointment Crop is a perfect mix of privilege and pettiness. Soft, fitted, and unapologetically sarcastic, it’s made for family dinners that end in scandals and brunches that start with mimosas.
💸🍾🖤 Features:
✔ Soft stretch cotton – more comfortable than your father’s expectations
✔ Cropped fit – made for high-waisted pants and low-brow behavior
✔ Statement print – loud enough to be heard in the will reading
✔ Ideal for yacht parties, trust fund squabbles, and subtle public humiliation
For the black sheep who still wears cashmere.
| S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 15.25 | 16.25 | 17.25 | 18.00 |
| Length, in | 20.75 | 21.25 | 21.75 | 22.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
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