Too Hot For A Job 2 – Retro Crop Top
Will not be taking questions from HR at this time.
The Too Hot For A Job Crop is for the full-time flirts and part-time delulus living life one soft launch at a time. It’s giving retro centerfold meets corporate dropout, cropped to perfection and stitched with pure delusion. Whether you’re ghosting your boss or just glamorizing your unemployment, this top speaks fluent “I’m booked… emotionally.”
Made from ultra-soft, vintage-wash cotton, it’s the uniform for romanticizing your laziness—and looking hot while doing it.
💅💼📼 Features:
✔ Cropped fit for maximum impact with minimal effort
✔ Buttery-soft, pre-shrunk cotton—luxurious, like your standards
✔ “Too Hot For A Job” graphic—iconic, ironic, and absolutely not available for hire
✔ Perfect for brunching, power napping, and telling people you’re “between vibes”
Because being hot is a full-time job—and babe, you’re overqualified. 🔥💋💳
| S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 15.25 | 16.25 | 17.25 | 18.00 |
| Length, in | 20.75 | 21.25 | 21.75 | 22.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
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