Cattholic – Cotton Retro Tote Bag

Cattholic – Cotton Retro Tote Bag
Forgive me, Father, for I have fed her three times today.

The Cattholic Tote is for the devoutly unhinged—those who worship at the altar of toe beans and tolerate no gods before whiskers. It’s giving retro nun-core meets chaotic cat mom energy, stitched for the chosen ones whose therapist has fur and whose confessions involve tuna. Whether you’re hauling snacks, sins, or a half-paralyzed mouse your cat brought in, this bag gets it.

Made from heavy-duty cotton canvas, it’s holy enough for the farmers market and unholy enough for your browser history.

😼👜📼 Features:
✔ “Cattholic” print—sacred, sarcastic, and borderline blasphemous
✔ Sturdy cotton construction for feline offerings and emotional baggage
✔ Oversized fit for rosé, regrets, and seven cat toys you swore you wouldn’t buy
✔ Perfect for mass (naps), rituals (treats), and evangelizing about your cat’s zodiac sign

Because you’re not just obsessed—you’re religious about it. 🐾🔥🙏

Product features
– 100% cotton fabric for strength and smoothness
– Reinforced stitching for durable handles
– Spacious main compartment for all essentials
– Medium-heavy fabric ensures longevity
– One-size design for versatile usage

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean