Body So Tea The British Are Coming – Retro T-Shirt
Curves so loud they caused a colonial panic.
The Body So Tea Retro Tee isn’t just a fit—it’s a full-blown international incident. Steeped in Y2K sarcasm and 90s cartoon attitude, this tee blends historical disrespect with pop art-level delusion. Think American Revolution but make it ✨thirst trap diplomacy✨.
Crafted from vintage-wash cotton, it feels like a thrift store score and wears like a warning. Whether you’re walking into brunch or marching on your enemies, this shirt says: my body isn’t a trend, it’s a turning point.
🫖💣 Features:
✔ Soft, worn-in cotton for that hot-rebel-hiding-in-a-history-book vibe
✔ Retro cut that gives scandalous silhouette energy
✔ Bold “Body So Tea The British Are Coming” graphic—pop art meets political unrest
✔ Ideal for hot girl history buffs, TikTok revolutionaries, and emotional independence declarations
Because your figure deserves its own chapter in the textbook—and a scandal in the footnotes. 📼🔥💅
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
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