Body So Tea the British Are Coming – Retro Long Sleeve Crop Top
Revolutionary body. Treasonous energy. The Body So Tea the British Are Coming Long Sleeve Crop Top is your declaration of independence from subtlety. Designed for the dangerously curvy and historically petty, this top brings colonial panic with a side of slay.
Made from buttery-soft, stretchy cotton, it hugs just right in all the right places while keeping your arms warm and your intentions scandalous.
🫖🔥 Features: ✔ Cropped cut + long sleeves = peak historical drama ✔ Soft, breathable fabric for comfort during conquest ✔ Bold “Body So Tea the British Are Coming” graphic—iconic, irreverent, irresistible ✔ Perfect for sipping tea, spilling secrets, and overthrowing exes
Because when your body starts revolutions, modesty is treason. 💅🇬🇧💣
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