Body So Tea The British Are Coming – Hat

Body So Tea The British Are Coming – Hat
Warning: this dome declared war.

The Body So Tea Hat is headwear with historical consequences. Designed for the dangerously built and perpetually hydrated, this cap serves pop culture patriotism with a splash of colonial chaos. Whether you’re serving face, tea, or subtle revenge, this hat lets the world know your curves could start an uprising.

Crafted from breathable cotton with a curved brim and adjustable back, it’s made for sunny days, scandalous stares, and independence declarations—personal or political.

🫖💅 Features:
✔ Embroidered “Body So Tea The British Are Coming” text for maximum drama
✔ Adjustable strap for a custom fit (and ego boost)
✔ Breathable cotton for heat protection during hot takes
✔ Ideal for beach days, protest chic, or seducing across enemy lines

Because your body didn’t ask for attention—it started a revolution. 📼🔥👑y!

Product features
– Comfortable fit for everyday wear
– 6-panel structure with eyelets for breathability
– Precurved visor with color-matched underbill
– Adjustable snap closure for the perfect fit
– Durable 100% cotton material

Care instructions
– Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It’s not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.