Body So Tea – Cotton Retro Tote Bag

Body So Tea the British Are Coming – Cotton Tote Bag
Curves so loud, history repeated itself.

This ain’t just a tote—it’s a walking scandal. The Body So Tea Tote Bag is for baddies whose silhouette could cause a diplomatic incident. Packed with 90s attitude, street-smart sarcasm, and a little colonial chaos, it’s your go-to carryall for hot tea, heavy trauma, and petty errands.

Made from durable cotton canvas strong enough to hold emotional baggage and a stolen charger, this tote doesn’t whisper—it declares war with a wink.

🫖💣 Features:
✔ Thick cotton canvas built for bold bodies and bolder exits
✔ Comfy AF straps for throwing over one shoulder… or storming a nation
✔ “Body So Tea the British Are Coming” graphic—serving cartoon curves and historical damage
✔ Perfect for grocery hauls, chaos strolls, and making your ancestors proud (or nervous)

Because this body didn’t start the drama… it just showed up looking hot. 💅📼🔥

Product features
– 100% cotton fabric for strength and smoothness
– Reinforced stitching for durable handles
– Spacious main compartment for all essentials
– Medium-heavy fabric ensures longevity
– One-size design for versatile usage

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean