Blonde & Beyond – Retro T-Shirt
Spacey, spicy, and smarter than she looks.
The Blonde & Beyond – Retro T-Shirt is for the bottle blondes with cosmic energy and zero tolerance for basic behavior. It’s giving vintage sci-fi heroine meets Malibu mayhem, cropped for chaos and long-sleeved for maximum dramatic exits. Whether you’re manifesting mess or orbiting your ex’s timeline, this top is here to remind them: you’re out of their league—and galaxy.
Made from super-soft vintage-washed cotton, it hugs your delusions like they’re designer.
👱♀️✨🚀 Features:
✔ Cropped long sleeve—equal parts cozy and confrontational
✔ Pre-shrunk for a fit that stays as consistent as your bad decisions
✔ “Blonde & Beyond” graphic—bold, cheeky, and aggressively iconic
✔ Perfect for hot girl cold fronts, spaceship daydreams, and not texting him back
Because you’re not just blonde—you’re a whole alternate dimension. 💅🛸🔥
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
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