Blonde & Beyond – Retro Long Sleeve Crop Top Spacey, spicy, and smarter than she looks.
The Blonde & Beyond Long Sleeve Crop is for the bottle blondes with cosmic energy and zero tolerance for basic behavior. It’s giving vintage sci-fi heroine meets Malibu mayhem, cropped for chaos and long-sleeved for maximum dramatic exits. Whether you’re manifesting mess or orbiting your ex’s timeline, this top is here to remind them: you’re out of their league—and galaxy.
Made from super-soft vintage-washed cotton, it hugs your delusions like they’re designer.
👱♀️✨🚀 Features: ✔ Cropped long sleeve—equal parts cozy and confrontational ✔ Pre-shrunk for a fit that stays as consistent as your bad decisions ✔ “Blonde & Beyond” graphic—bold, cheeky, and aggressively iconic ✔ Perfect for hot girl cold fronts, spaceship daydreams, and not texting him back
Because you’re not just blonde—you’re a whole alternate dimension. 💅🛸🔥
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