Brunette Bombshell – Cotton Retro Tote Bag

Brunette Bombshell – Cotton Retro Tote Bag
Smart. Sultry. Slightly unhinged.

The Brunette Bombshell Tote carries everything—books, lip gloss, and just enough emotional baggage to keep things interesting. It’s giving vintage glam with a petty streak, perfect for brunch exits, revenge errands, or hauling your villain arc in style. If you’ve ever been described as “a lot,” this is your bag. Literally.

Made from heavy-duty, retro-feel cotton canvas, it’s built for sharp looks and sharper comebacks.

💄📼 Features:
✔ Durable canvas to hold your secrets and your snacks
✔ Comfy straps for throwing it over your shoulder mid-drama
✔ Bold “Brunette Bombshell” graphic—pop art sass meets classic danger
✔ Perfect for bookstore browsing, soft-launching chaos, and hot-girl avoidance strategies

Because some bags carry essentials—this one carries a whole plot. 🖤🔥💅

Product features
– 100% cotton fabric for strength and smoothness
– Reinforced stitching for durable handles
– Spacious main compartment for all essentials
– Medium-heavy fabric ensures longevity
– One-size design for versatile usage

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean