Blonde Bombshell – Cotton Vintage Tote Bag

Built like a pin-up. Packed like a problem.

The Blonde Bombshell Tote is what happens when retro glam raids your emotional baggage. Equal parts Marilyn meltdown and Y2K mall rat, this bag brings big blonde energy to grocery runs, side quests, and public breakdowns in platform heels.

Made from durable vintage-feel cotton canvas, it’s sturdy enough to carry everything you regret saying—and cute enough to make you look unbothered doing it.

💋🛍️ Features:
✔ Heavy-duty cotton canvas that holds drama, snacks, and bad decisions
✔ Thick shoulder straps made for storming out in style
✔ “Blonde Bombshell” graphic—where bombshell meets burnout
✔ Perfect for errands, fake apologies, and hot mess energy in motion

Because you weren’t born to blend in—you were born to detonate. 💣📼🔥

Product features
– 100% cotton fabric for strength and smoothness
– Reinforced stitching for durable handles
– Spacious main compartment for all essentials
– Medium-heavy fabric ensures longevity
– One-size design for versatile usage

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean