Blonde Bombshell – Vintage T-Shirt
Too blonde to die. Too loud to fade.
The Blonde Bombshell Vintage Tee serves old-Hollywood glam with Saturday morning cartoon chaos. It’s giving vintage vixen energy with a side of meltdown. Think 90s pop art meets scandalous screen siren—like if Marilyn Monroe got into meme culture and started a burner account.
Made with soft, throwback-style cotton, this shirt looks like it was thrifted from your cool aunt’s closet—if your cool aunt moonlighted as a hot mess with main character syndrome.
💋📼 Features:
✔ Soft vintage-feel cotton that’s distressed just right
✔ Classic unisex fit for max comfort and max attitude
✔ Bold “Blonde Bombshell” graphic—channeling pin-up realness and pop-art rebellion
✔ Ideal for heartbreak walks, petty plans, and blowing kisses before burning bridges
Because blonde isn’t a hair color—it’s a public warning. 💅💣🖤
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
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