Alexa, Skip to Friday – Retro Tee

Alexa, Skip to Friday – Retro Tee

Because we’ve had enough character development for one week.

The Alexa, Skip to Friday Retro Tee is a wearable cry for help — soft, slightly nostalgic, and one passive-aggressive command away from freedom. With its vintage-inspired design and relaxed fit, it’s made for caffeine runs, fake deadlines, and the art of mentally checking out mid-meeting.

☕💻💤 Features:

• Soft retro cotton blend – feels like a weekend even when it’s Monday

• Classic unisex fit – perfect for power naps and panic attacks

• Distressed vintage print – 2000s nostalgia meets corporate fatigue

• Easy styling – pair with jeans, sneakers, and a carefully curated sense of delusion

For the overworked, underpaid, and emotionally unavailable — Alexa, do your thing.