Smooth Criminals — Butter Than Heaven Tee
When life gives you toast, spread chaos. This tee takes breakfast rebellion to a new level, featuring bad-boy cherubs caught spreading again. Dark humor meets retro streetwear, dripping with buttery sarcasm.
🔥 Features
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👼 Tattooed cherubs with wings & shades — heaven’s least innocent
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🎶 Vinyl record detail — smooth like your playlist, criminal like your ex
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🧈 “Butter Than Heaven” banner — indulgence with attitude
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😈 Retro bold typography — dripping in satire
Perfect for brunch heists, late-night snack raids, or when you just want to look butter than the rest.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.75 | 19.75 | 20.75 | 22.75 | 24.75 |
| Length, in | 26.25 | 27.25 | 27.75 | 28.75 | 29.75 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
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